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I, The Jury

I asked: Web designers are cool, but private detectives are cooler. No argument, but why can’t you be both? The answer? You can.

With eighty-one hardboiled business cards, it was a tough job to choose the nine designs I will be including in “Hardboiled Web Design”.

Here, in no particular order, are the eight people who will receive a shiny new S&N pin and their design will appear in “Hardboiled Web Design”.

Dames and dicks


What can I say about Cole Henley? Anyone willing to put their name to The No.1 Lady Boys’ Detective Agency certainly has, err, balls.


pixelflips’ design has bags of style and a catchy agency name, but what I like best of all is that I can really see this card working for a real detective. Albeit one with a huge ’tache.


From all of the geek-themed designs, Andrew*’ Command F Detective Services is clever and beautiful. If I was having this card printed I would insist on embossing the type and fingerprint motif.


A later entry, Dennis Kardys certainly knows his detective stories. Aside from the obvious Hitchcock reference, the agency name plays off the classic Dashiell Hammet novel “The Thin Man”, as well as the Sydney Greenstreet’s character in the “Maltese Falcon”.


Next time I redesign my own business card, I’m hiring Brian Hart. Brian also won geek points for showing how he built up texture in the design.


Laura Fisher may be a dame, but her design for Nick Jefferies captures a period feel while staying contemporary.


Sherlock Holmes might have been the antithesis of a hardboiled detective, but Ben Cardy’s Elementary won me over with its Don’t call us. We’ll. find you tagline.


I love Paul Randall’s Shoes Clues Detective Agency design because it’s so very different than I expected, especially that he made two versions, with and without worn texture to show how this card would fare in the real world.

Everyone above, please send me your postal address and you will receive a shiny new S&N pin and your design will appear in “Hardboiled Web Design”

My favourite


It was a tough choice with so much talent on show, but for me Stephen Hay summed up everything about hardboiled: the smoke with a dame’s erotic curves, the quiet self-confidence. If I was a detective, this is the card I’d want in my wallet.

Stephen, send me your postal address and which For A Beautiful Web DVD you’ll. prefer and I will put it in the mail to you.

Notable mentions


I plan on using Jen Strickland’ Samantha Spade design to help me demonstrate Webkit’s CSS masks experimental properties.


Likewise, iPjtr’s beautiful border is perfect to demonstrate CSS3 border-image properties. Both Jen and iPjtr will receive a pin too.


How could I round off without mentioning Elliot Jay Stocks? But as Elliot lives down the road and I see him all the time, he can have a pin when he brings back my lawnmower.

If you contributed but your design didn’t appear here, don’t worry about missing out. If you’re attending a conference I’m speaking at this year, come up, say hello and hit me up for a pin too. I want to say a huge thank-you to everyone who gave up their time, creativity and kindness.

Leave your comment

Trent Walton

January 14 2010 @ 11:58am #

This is a brilliant idea… Glad you chose that shades & staches card.  It’s pretty slick.

Shaun Hare

January 14 2010 @ 03:34pm #

Some very worthy winners indeed.

Paul Randall

January 14 2010 @ 07:14pm #

There were some really excellent cards in the Flickr pool, so thanks for including my design!

CSSensei

January 14 2010 @ 07:24pm #

Simply awesome!

Peter Fransen

January 15 2010 @ 08:11am #

I’m really looking forward to see what you will do with these great cards! And thanks for awarding me with the one and only S&N pin award even if my card wasn’t one of the 9 best.

Andy Clarke

January 15 2010 @ 09:38am #

Peter Fransen: Actually Peter, I loved your design so much, that I decided I should showcase it better by using it to demonstrate a particular technique (border-image). Send me address and I’ll mail a pin to you next week.

Bridget Stewart

January 15 2010 @ 12:13pm #

Thanks for the fun project. I really enjoyed the opportunity to submit a P.I. design thing. The card I submitted was something I made last summer but shelved, not sure how or where I might use it. It was nice to dust it off, even if it isn’t one of the 9. :)

Thanks again!

hartless

January 15 2010 @ 02:39pm #

Andy,

Had a great time with this. And I’m going to hold you to that about the business card. On second thought, there’s this designer I met who did a pretty good job with his own business card… his name is Jason Santa Maria. Perhaps you’ve heard of him?

Either way, I’d be honored to assist.

Dennis Kardys

January 16 2010 @ 01:57am #

It was great to take a break from client work, and an excellent reminder of how rewarding it can be to design just for the enjoyment of it. I love film noir and old hardboiled detective novels, so it was a fun project. There are so many beautiful and clever cards in the group pool… I kept checking back to see what ideas everyone else was coming up with. Thanks for including me in your list!

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