Instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the footpath at 200mph before finding myself in a bush. When asked by the nurse filling out the hospital accident report “Cause of accident?” I stated “time travel attempt” but she wrote down “stupidity”.
— Simply hilarious.
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