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Malarkey is Andy Clarke, a creative designer with a passion for accessibility and web standards. This is his personal website.

Kissing the girl from accounts

Pretend to be drunk and say things that you are going to regret in the morning. It's the And All That Malarkey virtual office party.

Well, it's time for me to head off to the Stuff and Nonsense office Christmas party.

It's the same every year... I have too many drinks, then chat up the gorgeous girl from accounts, before heading off to her place for... ;) Thing is, I never regret it in the morning. (Oh, it's good fun working with your wife!)

I only wish that I could invite everyone who takes the time to read this site or comment occassionally. So, I'm inviting you to the And All That Malarkey virtual office party right here.

So... pretend you're drunk, say things that you are going to regret later, dance to some classics and have a helluva Christmas. A happy and peaceful Christmas to you all. See you in the new year.

I've enable images in comments for this post.

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Now, let's paaaaaarrrrty!

Replies

  1. #1 On December 20, 2004 10:57 AM Jeremy Freeman said:

    Oi - who ate all the pies?!

    Merry Xmas and a Fantastic 2005 to all the team at Stuff & Nonsense!

    Best wishes

    Jeremy

  2. #2 On December 20, 2004 11:15 AM Rubber Duck said:

    Hic* wheres the mistletoe ?! and how much weight will that photocopier withstand ;-)

  3. #3 On December 20, 2004 11:35 AM Jon Hicks said:

    youuu know Andy,,, (hic) I knowww I've alwayssss had a thing about mods...

  4. #4 On December 20, 2004 11:46 AM Andrew Green said:

    ...nah, man, it's a quid pro quo thing. If you're gonna ask her to have a brazillian for you, you've at least got to shave your chest...

  5. #5 On December 20, 2004 11:55 AM John Oxton said:

    Does this site accept images in the comments, you see I photocopied my hairy butt for you to see, hic!

    Happy Christmas dudes!

    Actually, I need to phone you.... ;-)

  6. #6 On December 20, 2004 12:08 PM Malarkey said:

    @ John Oxton:

    Yes, I've enable images in comments now for this post.

    Guidelines:

    1. Please ensure that images are no wider than 320px at 72dpi
    2. Upload them to your own server
    3. Add the XHTML for the image <img src="https://" alt="" />
    4: Anything that might be considered a sackable offence might get deleted

  7. #7 On December 20, 2004 12:48 PM Richard@Home said:

    I luuuuuuuv yooooou!!!!

    Your me best mate you aaaarrrre!!!!

    Ah, take no notice of me, i'm drunk.

    karaoke? The Birdy Song? Everyone line up! Come on you miserable lot!

    I luuuuv yooooou!!!

    Raaaaaalf...

    (repeat to fade)

  8. #8 On December 20, 2004 01:20 PM Turnip said:

    I'm not getting drunk tonight. I'm too young and sensible to get drunk. Ahem.

    Look at you all, making fools of yourselves. Turns up nose.

    [Okay I'm not really that snotty, but were role-playing, right? :) ]

    Do pass the Pimms, Audrey.

  9. #9 On December 20, 2004 01:47 PM Matthew Pennell said:

    Very good of you to preface this post with a photo of the famous Brit Pack...

  10. #10 On December 20, 2004 01:49 PM Phunky said:

    Andy, its your round aint it? Triple JD and Coke for me please :)

  11. #11 On December 20, 2004 03:04 PM YoungHistorians said:

    You show us everything you've got
    You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot
    You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
    You say you wanna go for a spin
    The party's just begun, we'll let you in
    You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
    You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day

    You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while
    You're lookin' fancy and I like your style
    You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
    You show us everything you've got
    Baby, baby that's quite a lot
    And you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
    You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll

  12. #12 On December 20, 2004 03:14 PM John Oxton said:

    hic!

  13. #13 On December 20, 2004 03:30 PM Jan Korbel said:

    Now,now... that image tells something about its author. I mean:
    1. He definitely has his photocopier off focused... yeap ... definitely... where's dunstan?... he always knows how to deal with the photo-thingies...
    aaa where was I... I know!
    2. What a strange panties with some sort of gum he has, ha? I tell you this is sick...
    And that reminds me... where is my bottle of bordeaux...

  14. #14 On December 20, 2004 05:32 PM Adam Pink said:

    You Wanna Piece of me!

    Love to you all this Christmas X X X

  15. #15 On December 20, 2004 07:08 PM Michael said:

    *buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrp*

    I could have any browser at this party but it's IE's lucky night.

    *Staggers to the left and falls to the floor*


    Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!

  16. #16 On December 20, 2004 10:07 PM Malarkey said:

    @ John Oxton:

    Oi! You stole my pint!
    And... gimme back my graphics you b... ;)

  17. #17 On December 20, 2004 10:48 PM Jeff Smith said:

    *staggers in the door, flask in hand*

    I'm not to late for the (hic) party am I?

  18. #18 On December 20, 2004 10:57 PM John Oxton said:

    Heeeeyyyy,,,, * /\ I'm blumin' well back ... I've been to the off licence for some booooze... here ya go..

    Oh, yeah, anyone wanna do some singing, I found this.


  19. #19 On December 20, 2004 11:13 PM Malarkey said:

    @ Jeff Smith:
    I'm not to late for the (hic) party am I?

    Naaaa, come right in, Oxy has got more booze!

  20. #20 On December 21, 2004 01:07 AM sosa said:

    youe my friend... are too drunk... you just strated to look bluuuuurrrred

  21. #21 On December 21, 2004 01:44 AM Jeff Smith said:

    Stellaaaa! John, you (hic) shouldn't have! That's my favorite!

  22. #22 On December 21, 2004 03:56 AM Andrew Krespanis said:

    Bahahahaaa, a virtual christmas party!
    NERDS!!! :p

    Seeing as you're allowing images, I can't pass up the opportunity to take a festive dig at my fav blogger of 2004 (yeah you dude -- keep it up :)

    Hope the hangover gremlins trreat you kindly...

  23. #23 On December 21, 2004 06:11 AM John Oxton said:

    AAAAAAGAAAA doo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree, to the left, to the right... la laa laa laa lee.

    Err... right that's my proof that I have been at this party all night! I am leaving now!

  24. #24 On December 21, 2004 07:04 AM Jeff Smith said:

    *shakes self awake*

    Huh, time to go? Sorry, passed out in the corner there for a bit....

  25. #25 On December 21, 2004 09:37 AM Malarkey said:

    Oh my head!

  26. #26 On December 21, 2004 02:56 PM Jeff Smith said:

    Bloody hangovers...

  27. #27 On December 21, 2004 03:55 PM John Oxton said:

    I've left my undies somewhere...

    I didn't do anything odd last night did i? I can't remember a thing, I'm still drunk...

  28. #28 On December 22, 2004 12:28 AM Malarkey said:

    Party's over :(