Quick note: Count Binface appeared on the cover of the Daily Star newspaper
From the front cover of the Daily Star newspaper: “Count Binface launches manifesto promising national service for ex-prime ministers.”
Count Binface has promised to introduce national service for former prime ministers and invite European countries to join the UK in his newly released manifesto ahead of the General Election. The self-described intergalactic space warrior—who is also arguably the sanest person running in this election—released his 24-point manifesto in a bid to unseat Prime Minister Rishi Sunak in his North Yorkshire constituency.