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Welcome Count Binface fan

It looks like you’re a fan of Count Binface. I’m Andy Clarke and for over 25 Earth years, I’ve helped humans and intergalactic space warriors by designing their digital products and websites. My reputation for creative designs and original thinking has even reached the Count’s home planet, Sigma 9. If design is what you care about, you should talk to me.

Product and website design

I create compelling digital product and website designs. I’ve worked with household names including Greenpeace, Open University, and WWF, plus dozens of businesses and even space warriors. My work helps people build brands, attract new customers, and increase revenue.

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Design coaching

Whether you design for an agency, work in-house, or you’re freelance, I offer an experienced pair of eyes and a fresh perspective on your designs. I can help you by talking over concepts and offer advice on colour, layout, and typography.

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Design director on demand

Do you need somebody with senior-level expertise to improve design across your organisation, but can’t justify a full-time position? As a part-time design lead, I can give you the help you need. I can be a cost-effective and flexible alternative to a full-time employee one, two, or four days per month.

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Count Binface. Space warrior and political candidate

Count Binface is a satirical political candidate created by the British comedy writer, director, and producer Jon Harvey. In June 2024, my post about “Imagining what I’d make if Count Binface came calling” caught The Count’s attention and he demanded that I design and develop a new website for his 2024 General Election campaign against Prime Minister Rishi Soon Axed.

While the initial goal was to provide a platform for his campaign in the 2024 general election, the longer-term goal was to increase paying newsletter subscribers, podcast listeners—which helps raise money through advertising,—and promote tour ticket sales, another important source of revenue.

Andy’s reputation reached across the omniverse to my home planet Sigma 9. So, after seeing his ideas, I commanded him to turn them into what humans call a “website” for my 2024 General Election campaign against Prime Binister Minister Rishi Soon Axed.

Count Binface. Intergalactic space warrior and political candidate
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